I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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