My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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