So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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