there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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