is wine microwaveable?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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