we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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