So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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