you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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