Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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