But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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