you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
