He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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