She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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