the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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