Its about making memories worth repressing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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