"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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