I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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