You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
