If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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