I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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