Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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