But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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