talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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