Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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