Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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