I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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