WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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