I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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