this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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