with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize
