i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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