IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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