Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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