So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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