when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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