today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're a waste of cheezeits
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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