Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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