there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I am one with the molecules
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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