You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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