I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
