I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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