Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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