You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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