if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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