I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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