He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I CAN MOONWALK!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I love you.
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