You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We had sex on a dog bed..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I am naked and annoyed.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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