Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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