Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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