Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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