This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We need a shit load of segways right now
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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