Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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