Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
