you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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