I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
