I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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